Tease...? Why the hell would I make this up? They took my horns. What if you woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss and found out you were a dwarf? That's how I feel.
[He breathes a heavy sigh.]
And I can't even ask somebody to hit me, 'cause that would probably hurt. A lot.
[ He feels like an ass as soon as he says it, but he's tired, a bit confused, and has been thrust into this situation. He's quiet while Bull speaks, and the sound of him rubbing his face might be audible on the other end of the communicator. ]
I apologize, Bull. I know you're not a liar..that's not something you would do.
[ He gets up and moves around the room, pulling on a thicker sweater and searching for a pair of shoes. ]
[ The laugh is definitely Bull, but it's not quite right. It doesn't reverberate like it usually does. As Dorian gets to the Heron, he hangs up and simply shows up in Bull's room not long after.
He's struck speechless by Bull's new appearance. Maker, he makes for a very attractive human. ]
[Bull's still Bull, terrified as he is about...all this, and he can tell what that "oh" means. He smirks as he turns. He's naked, because that's his option, really and he hasn't bothered to find one of those jumpsuits and belt it or anything.]
I know right? It could be worse, right?
[He hadn't suddenly grown a left eye or anything, but Dorian had never flinched at the sight of his face, and he didn't expect he'd started now. Even still, his voice wavered a bit as he tried to flirt. It was nice, but this was...it was shit.]
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Date: 2018-09-13 10:47 pm (UTC)From:[ Forgive him for being skeptical. ]
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Date: 2018-09-13 10:56 pm (UTC)From:[He breathes a heavy sigh.]
And I can't even ask somebody to hit me, 'cause that would probably hurt. A lot.
[He makes a frustrated sound again.]
Sorry I woke you up. I'll...figure it out.
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Date: 2018-09-13 11:27 pm (UTC)From:I apologize, Bull. I know you're not a liar..that's not something you would do.
[ He gets up and moves around the room, pulling on a thicker sweater and searching for a pair of shoes. ]
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Date: 2018-09-14 12:24 am (UTC)From:...how does this happen?
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Date: 2018-09-14 12:38 am (UTC)From:From what I understand, it's random. There are no warning signs or ways to tell what will happen.
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Date: 2018-09-14 12:55 am (UTC)From:Re: audio;
Date: 2018-09-14 01:00 am (UTC)From:[ There is so much sarcasm... ]
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Date: 2018-09-14 01:02 am (UTC)From:audio;
Date: 2018-09-14 01:04 am (UTC)From:audio;
Date: 2018-09-14 01:15 am (UTC)From:Shit, I gotta remember to be boring more often.
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Date: 2018-09-14 01:56 am (UTC)From:He's struck speechless by Bull's new appearance. Maker, he makes for a very attractive human. ]
Oh.
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Date: 2018-09-14 02:08 am (UTC)From:I know right? It could be worse, right?
[He hadn't suddenly grown a left eye or anything, but Dorian had never flinched at the sight of his face, and he didn't expect he'd started now. Even still, his voice wavered a bit as he tried to flirt. It was nice, but this was...it was shit.]