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[personal profile] theirondragon 2018-09-13 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Tease...? Why the hell would I make this up? They took my horns. What if you woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss and found out you were a dwarf? That's how I feel.

[He breathes a heavy sigh.]

And I can't even ask somebody to hit me, 'cause that would probably hurt. A lot.

[He makes a frustrated sound again.]

Sorry I woke you up. I'll...figure it out.
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[personal profile] theirondragon 2018-09-14 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm sorry. This is just...scaring the shit out of me.

...how does this happen?
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[personal profile] theirondragon 2018-09-14 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He scoffs at that.] All just part of the entertainment, huh?
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[personal profile] theirondragon 2018-09-14 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm boring, huh? You come over here and I'll show you boring.
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[personal profile] theirondragon 2018-09-14 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles and while it's deep in his chest, it's not as deal as it normally is.]

Shit, I gotta remember to be boring more often.
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[personal profile] theirondragon 2018-09-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Bull's still Bull, terrified as he is about...all this, and he can tell what that "oh" means. He smirks as he turns. He's naked, because that's his option, really and he hasn't bothered to find one of those jumpsuits and belt it or anything.]

I know right? It could be worse, right?

[He hadn't suddenly grown a left eye or anything, but Dorian had never flinched at the sight of his face, and he didn't expect he'd started now. Even still, his voice wavered a bit as he tried to flirt. It was nice, but this was...it was shit.]