Tease...? Why the hell would I make this up? They took my horns. What if you woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss and found out you were a dwarf? That's how I feel.
[He breathes a heavy sigh.]
And I can't even ask somebody to hit me, 'cause that would probably hurt. A lot.
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Date: 2018-09-13 10:56 pm (UTC)From:[He breathes a heavy sigh.]
And I can't even ask somebody to hit me, 'cause that would probably hurt. A lot.
[He makes a frustrated sound again.]
Sorry I woke you up. I'll...figure it out.