Tease...? Why the hell would I make this up? They took my horns. What if you woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss and found out you were a dwarf? That's how I feel.

[He breathes a heavy sigh.]

And I can't even ask somebody to hit me, 'cause that would probably hurt. A lot.

[He makes a frustrated sound again.]

Sorry I woke you up. I'll...figure it out.